Warning: Success is definitely not guaranteed. Perform them at your own risk.
Imagine this scenario, you see this hot chick sitting all by herself at a bar. You want to hit on her, but you are afraid that her boyfriend will suddenly show up and bash your head in. So you search for a more suitable candidate. You found a geeky looking one next to her. That will have to do, you look kind of geeky yourself anyway. Why not use AppBox Lite to help you?
First, use the Date Calc to work out a) the number of days between today and your birthday and b) the day of the week when you were born. Then approach her and pick her up with “It has taken me 6,294 days to find an angel, but it was worth the wait.”
She will probably wonder WTF are you on about. You then introduce yourself, “Hi, my name is Joe, I was born on a Thursday, when’s yours?” If she is half as geeky as you are, she won’t call over her friend (probably that hot chick you want to hit on) and run away.
So you chat with her, yada, yada, yada. It’s time to go and you want to set up a date. Pretend that you are looking at your schedule, but in fact, you are using the Holidays function to check out the closest holiday (international or local). Ask her out on the next holiday you can find. If she make an excuse saying that she has to work that day, just tell her that “But it’s a holiday in Greece!” Continue to book a holiday until she agrees to meet you.
Go home and set up a Days Unitl entry to remind yourself how many days left till the date. Meanwhile, if you need to borrow $5,000 to hire a Ferrari for a week, use the Loan apps to keep tab on your repayment.
On the date, you’ll probably have dinner with her. Why not show how generous you are by giving 20% tip? Use the Tip Calc to work out how much is 20% tip and how expensive your MacDonald’s meal has just become. If your geeky chick happens to be an illegal immigrant who has no idea how much is too much, just convert the meal cost into her own country’s local currency and show it to her.
So you have a $5,000 loan to repay, paid extra 20% for the burger and coke you have just consumed, and the only reward you want is to sleep with her, then pCalendar is your friend. Just ask her when her last period was. You might just be able to have sex with her without condom. You can’t do that? Well, fear not, just use Price Grab to work out which one is cheaper, a pack of 12 or a pack of 24 condoms.
And yes, you can use the Date Calc to work out how many days have passed since you last had sex, the holiday function to ask her to introduce you to her friend, and the Date Until function to countdown the number of day until the threesome session.
There, a perfect real world application of an iPhone app. Best of all, it’s free.
